Rev. Michael Fitzgerald is a spiritually responsible minister and kilt wearing nutter. He is a vessel for the Lord’s word AND HE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THE LORD SAYS THROUGH HIM. No matter how vulgar, inconsistent, or excessively violent and blasphemous those words may be. It is not his place to question the wisdom of a transcendental power when it screams “Christ is a potato, I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHT!” and demands that he relays this to the masses. It is for this reason that he has found refuge in a bunker below sea level. It is from this compound that Rev. Fitz belligerently scribbles out content for your amusement, but with little regard for your mental health and well being. These include:

Kick The Football Chuck: A comic which has been dictated to Michael by the Ghost of Charles Schulz for reasons that are yet unknown.

Mr. Square: A comic updated every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, and FRIDAY (and IN COLOR!), of which is not proof read and may have been made outside of sobriety. Rev. Fitz has little recollection of what they are about.